Don't let that sweet face fool you. If you're a cockroach, he's like Lee Marvin, Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood all rolled up into one. Like Clint, he'll tease you a little before he attacks, maybe even saying something witty as he does. Like Lee Marvin, he'll patiently hunt you... and then he'll beat the hell out of you. Like Chuck Norris, once you are his enemy, you are as good as dead - it's just a matter of time. And once he has defeated his adversary and has tired of playing with him, he'll eat him. Dead or alive.
Meet Chuck, AKA Chuckles the Cockroach Killa
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This is the BEST reason to have a cat in Florida! Chuck sees a roach and it's over!
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